Shwashwi: Mixed bag of world class, no class and low class from SA’s celebs

Johannesburg – This week, Somizi Mhlongo blessed busy bodies with umgosi when he showed his uneducated side.

Instead of allowing his PR team to do what he pays them do to; he was busy insulting journalists.

I thought you invested in a team to answer your calls and texts.


Shwashwi and all other good-hearted beings are all about black success, but yours truly cannot downplay the importance of education.

So Somgaga, people prying about your love life is part of the package.

Somizi.

Also read: Somizi loses his cool as his show is put on ice

Thanks to Somizi’s rants; tweeps brought their smart and intelligent side to the conversation this week.

These celebs can learn a thing or two from their reasoning.

Still on the streets; Shwa is disgusted that our big girl, Anele Mdoda, supported Somizi in his attacks on journalists.

But why is Shwa disgusted; after all it is the same girl who beat up a woman at her boyfriend’s house.

Also read: Watch: Somizi says he is not sorry

Moving along … there’s a celeb who still owes a wedding planner money.

The wedding bill includes a grabber. Do you still remember grabbers?

Those devices that were once used in parliament to disturb signal and confuse the enemy.

There is so much wretchedness in celebville.

Someone please tell me whether Tbo Touch is friends with Akon. I hear rumors that he is now a CEO.

AKON

Tbo Touch

It has become so easy to enter boardrooms, I guess. Did Jacob Zuma’s young baby mama not move back home after her relationship went south with the old man?

How she made it to the Housewife of Durban beats my snobbish self.

Word has it that Ayanda Thabethe and Bongani Khumalo are headed towards splitville after their brief steamy affair.

Also read: Shwashwi: New year but it’s already a mad celeb world

Ayanda Thabethe. PICTURE: INSTAGRAM

It makes Shwa wonder whether she was just a rebound or perhaps baby girl didn’t get what she was looking for.

Can Rosette Mogomotsi please let Lunga Ncwane and Rita Lethoko get married in peace this year?

FRANSCHOEK, SOUTH AFRICA – MARCH 21: Lunga Ncwana and Rosette Mogomotsi and Lunga Ncwana during their wedding on March 21, 2015 at Boschendal Wine Estate in Franschoek, South Africa. The lingerie and swimwear model tied the knot with Lunga Ncwana over the weekend. (Photo by Gallo Images / Sunday Times / Esa Alexander)

Darling, please sign the divorce papers; you have been standing in the way of their happiness for a while now.

Jeff Radebe, how is the sex life or sexting life? Oh, and how far do you hold the phone for all these bizarre activities and requests?

Can anybody tell us why David Tlale’s clothes are so expensive?

David Tlale

Will Minnie Jones resume her club brawls when her baby is older or has that stage passed in her life?

Minnie Dlamini-Jones. PICTURE: INSTAGRAM

Brenda Ngxoli, Vatiswa Ndara and Pamela Nomvete … why are you still here as you are world-class thespians?

JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA – MARCH 22: Actress, Brenda Ngxoli at the SAFTA’s winners’ announcement ceremony on March 22, 2015 in Midrand, South Africa. Ngxoli was crowned best supporting actress in a comedy. (Photo by Gallo Images / Sunday World / Tshepo Kekana)

Leave, go make your millions overseas and take Warren Masemola with you because he is in your league of brilliance.

We loved Marah Louw and Penny Lebyane when they were Idols judges because they know plenty about music and the social scene. Any idea when they will return to judge Idols?

Penny Lebyane. PICTURE: INSTAGRAM

Are there any self-proclaimed slay queens thinking of suing Shwashwi this year, because the last attempts were highly amusing?

Is Sarah Langa really Thoriso the Ballerina. We can’t tell them apart?

Sarah Langa.

So according to Google, Teko Modise is 38. Shwa thinks it’s more like over 40, but my question is how old are these people in real life because according to Google, Lizelle Tabane is 30, which is sad based on the number of adults she dated in 2012.

Lizelle Tabane

No, Modise didn’t marry her, thank goodness. Teko, Shwa hopes you found a financial planner.

Teko Modise

How sexy is DJ Black Coffee’s son? Can Shwashwi have him please? Is your son called DJ Tea?

Black Coffee and his son Esona.

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