Water down the stuff, coach, and puff and pass
Kaizer Chiefs interim coach Cavin Johnson must be really smoking his socks there at Mount Naturena, in the south of Joburg.
Amakhosi are tumbling down the PSL log table like waterfalls, but the buffoonish coach says that they are still on course to finish third and snatch a Caf Confederations spot.
He might be the coach, but we think our screwball mate is probably not aware that in the eight matches that they have played this year, Amakhosi have recorded a single victory. He probably hasn’t checked their league position either, or that they have plummeted to number 10. Please, puff and pass coach, don’t hog the good stuff…