Your girl in gossip felt like she gatecrashed another episode of “Hey Barbie” when she walked into the shebeen in Soweto, Rockville, on Wednesday for the launch of South Africa’s first women-only bar. Brutal Fruit is known for its top-notch hosting, but darling, was Wednesday night not a hot brutal flop?
Honey, who are these PR companies that Brutal Fruit hired? Tshoo, what kind of PR company is this, this Jo Public PR company or whatever. Its lady attached to its name had some rude words to say, evicting guests … “get out,” she hollered, “stand outside, outside is also part of the event.”
Moi RSVP’ed but there was no table for Moi and her girls , hai ke!
Shwa was ready to book an Uber home… so much for #YouBelong… kanti I did not feel I belonged!
Brutal Fruit , word of advice… please work with PR companies that understand the assignment, they messed it up for you on Wednesday night. Shame on them!
It was a brutal flop!
The BFs started flowing when DJ Zinhle hopped onto the decks and played good vibes. Moi was shaken by her outfit. Looks like she took a JMT packet and sprayed it gold. Haibo, Ms Era, could you not do better ?
But yes! Thanks for dancing with us and giving us a beautiful set.
Busiswa Gqulu, darling, talk about bringing sexy back! When you walked in with that blue mini numba and performed, yes mama, you are right when you say they want to be free as we are! Shwa loves it for you!
Omhle Diya gave us some leg in a beautiful purple wrap dress. Moi loves it for you.
The host, Candice Modiselle, had a beautiful facebeat. Your dress sense was cute, a perfect fit. Moi loved how you interacted with the crowd and made us feel like we belong!
There was one lady in red who nailed her look gracefully. Nomthi Vithi, stay shinning sis’.
Moi’s highlight of the evening was our very own poet, Lebo Mashile. Darling, your words literally hugged me.
Mara why did you have to be dramatic about your table and have stanchion ropes there? We knew it was reserved, mama!
And why do you ladies come to groove with heels? Sana!
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