Somhale settle for premiere
Somhale have been milking the hype of their union for the longest of time now and this was no different.
Ag shame, the couple has had to settle on the official premiere of their February white wedding on Showmax, cos coronavirus made them cancel their third wedding, due to be held in Italy. But Somgaga, you are a liker of things. The couple, which is always OTT, was underwhelmingly dressed this time, in non-matching outfits.
Shwa would have thought that they would have savoured the moment as this would have been their first media debut as Mr and Mr.
One wearing Gert Johan Coetzee and the other wearing “The devil wears Plaza”. Shwa guesses the theatrics are over now.
He and hubby, Mohale Motaung Mhlongo, watched their show, The Union, for the first time with friends. Shwa completely applauds the history the pair has made for the LGBTIQ+ community.
So SomG63 “best friend” TT Mbha is such a diva.
Arriving at the screening with his own alcohol, knowing full well that his bestie is a champagne brand ambassador. The shade of it all.
Sophie Lichaba also made her appearance to support an old friend. Pity we didn’t get to see
her in the wedding pictures. Oops. Saying too much.
Get ready for fireworks
Is it just Shwa or does Cassper make a better kwaito artist than a wannabe American rapper? When he’s flowing in vernac he makes Shwa’s toes curl.
And now that he’s collaborating with the real Kleva that is Zola – Shwa is expecting more fire, cos Zola has that flame.
Try one more time, Kelly
Mara sies for Kelly Khumalo neh. Calling her brand of gin – Controversy nogal. Like how low can you go. It sure leaves a bitter taste in the mouth.
It still won’t sell nana. Not with so many small-time celebs owning gins.
Moving on
Zoleka Mandela announced her separation from Thierry Bashala on Instagram this week.
But what Shwa fails to understand is that no so long ago she was gushing on being Mrs Bashala #lovesliveshere and their baby daughter. Now what gives? How are you so in love the one day, and separated the next? On a positive note – Shwa is envious of the getting back to 70kg journey.
