MisuZulu stirs up royal hot mess
Shwa has noticed that Zulu King MisuZulu ka Zwelithini’s royal step-fatherhood has sparked a regal ruckus in the kingdom. On social media, some of his subjects decry that the king taking a new bride with three offspring is a historic scandal.
These royal bloodline watchdogs seemingly seek to protect aristocratic purity. Conservative factions within the kingdom have been up in arms over the violation of
centuries of tradition. One way or another, the Zulu nation is coming to terms with their ruler’s new role as step dad-in-chief.
Moi wonders whether the kingdom will embrace the change or continue to stew in its own noble nature. But one thing is certain: bedtime stories at the palace just got a lot more interesting.
