Packed like sardines at a non-descript tavern, has the Metros lost its mojo?
Your girl in gossip wants to thank her ancestors for protecting her from wasting her time on an event that started two hours after the scheduled time.
Imagine rushing in and being told to slow down because the event has not started yet. Heee banna! I should have shaya’d a U-turn… Mara eish I went in, anyway.
The prestigious Metro FM nominee announcement was held at a venue where attendees were squashed in as if we were in a township tavern.
Imagine breathing on top of one another?
So much for having Patrice Motsepe as a sponsor. Also, why does this man never show face? Seems like the money did not show up either because this was organised on a shoestring budget!
The stewards kept on closing the bar after a certain number of drinks were served… Alcohol lovers were ready to riot at the bar, ek se jou…
Even water was too much to ask for. Motsepe, have you released the promised funds?
No celebrities showed up on the red – no, sorry – the black carpet.
The famous who rocked up did so very late and tippy-toed to their reserved seats.
Guest waited for their arrival for at least two hours and were later shown to the main event without the ‘black carpet’ entertainment.
Vusi Nova wore sunglasses at night, speak about pushing umswenko… or wait; are we not too grown up for that?
Shwa wants to commend Mthunzi, who has been nominated in four categories, working with Kabza was a good move for your career. Checkmate to you.
Beyoncé, I mean Somizi, you surely brought the drama with your late entrance. We also wonder where you were off to when you suddenly left like you had a booty call – no lap dance at this year’s nominations?
That wig you wore, the less said about it, the better. Those heels had us thinking you were the main act.
More late comers in the form of Lala Tuku, Noma Mngoma… the list is endless.
Let’s talk about honouring an invite, guys late-coming is a disgrace. To hell with that fashionably late stunt. Take tips from the ever on time public relations legend Simphiwe Majola.
Aymos had us singing to throwbacks and recent songs. Oh, darling, you had us remember why we came there…
Da Les tried to top it with his performance. How sincere of him to send a shout out to his fellow deceased colleagues, Ricky Rick and AKA.
Lwah Ndlunkulu you are such a talented young lady but seeing you perform on stage in a lounge set really put me off, that is pyjamas and it’s meant for the bedroom. Did they not tell you that first impressions last? Your angel voice and style do not gel… Find a stylist, or where are you from? I’ll send one quick, fast… Let’s fix one another’s crowns, queen.
DJ Sabby had a chic look, all suited for the event, while he hosted the event alongside Khutso Theledi, who had a glove fitting swede dress. First, it’s hot and darling, could you even breathe in that corset?
Candice Coulsen is the girl she thinks she is. They call her “Kandiskardash” – she also pulled off a who wore it best black mini to the nominations with Kim Kardashian. Check her socials.. Or maybe she’s obsessed?
Oh, Moi left early cause I was annoyed at that mess the organiser pulled out of their sleeves… or did they have sleeves to begin with? I am shaking, wondering if I should accept the main event invite. There was a bunch of nobodies in attendance… Like a ama’2k gathering. Has the Metros lost touch?
But I heard that Deejay Pruluv put a plaster on the guests’ wounds with a beautiful set. Wooomandla – I should have stayed to dance.
