Safa gives Gayton a spy two
Minister of Sports, Arts and Culture Gayton McKenzie can be really gullible and easy to dribble. This week, the bumbling fellow was given a shibobo by the South... Read more.
Weekend Special has been turned into a bhari of short stints
Hayikhona, ziyabuya there by Umkhonto Wesizwe, stru! Kubi phaa as per Uncle Gweezy, aka the Tiger’s warning. Dr John Hlophe yanked off Colleen Makhubele from her... Read more.
Brown’s creative juices on overflow
While you and Shwa were worrying about the price of bread, Brown Mogotsi was staging his own one-man, open-air theatre of the absurd in Vosloorus. A high-speed chase…... Read more.
New broom not sweeping clean on SAPS’ dirty floor
While the SAPS smoulders from yet another corruption inferno, acting police minister, Firoz Cachalia, was recently on a global junket. His timing isn’t just poor;... Read more.
The first time ANC’s renewal makes sense
Trigger-happy Luthuli House induna, Mr FixIt Razzmatazz Mbalula, who is notorious for disbanding at least three ANC provincial executive committees (PECs), has finally... Read more.
Mthandeni SK continues to raise the bar
Shwa congratulates maskandi superstar Mthandeni SK for maintaining high standards once again with the latest release of his four-song EP. In keeping with the high... Read more.
Cool and collected Amajita boss Solly Mkhabela brought his kasi to standstill
There are loaded fools out there who always brag about how they can flex and buy expensive champagne while chilling with slay queens in nightclubs but later go broke.... Read more.
Meet bra Vinny, the Don of all ice boys
After the events of last week, Shwa was just wondering if Bafana Bafana team manager Vincent Tseka could be Mzansi’s oldest ice boy. With what can be termed the... Read more.
Let it sink, Keke, the crown’s gone
It’s honestly a little funny that we still have Keke Mphuthi paddling in the “agenda pool” about the Miss SA win. Shwa noticed you seemed deeply wounded that... Read more.
The ‘Cat’ who sings like a canary
If you believe the official testimonies currently unspooling in South Africa’s commissions and committees, the country has birthed a new, baffling species of high-profile... Read more.
