No merry Dance for a legend of the game
PSL coach Dan “Dance” Malesela was a fine and accomplished central defender in his heyday. He captained Orlando Pirates with aplomb and marshalled Mamelodi Sundowns’... Read more.
Hungani hun, you can come step with Shwa, anytime
Not Shwa bumping into the divorced and talented Hungani Ndlovu at the Fourways mall recently. Your favourite gossip girl was there to work her summer body out at... Read more.
Youngins Season 3 is a real vibe check for SA’s youth
Yours in gossip headed out to Bryanston for the Youngins fan day event with the 2Ks on Saturday, and I was met with lockers, pencil cases and all the high school... Read more.
No room in the inn for the owners
Boutique hotel 12 on Hillel Villa & Spa has distanced itself from media personality Lerato Kganyago and denied any involvement in alleged illicit meetings raised... Read more.
What does Patriotic Alliance NEC really do?
Shwa has noted a series of comic things about the Patriotic Alliance of ex-convicts Gayton McKenzie and Kenny Kunene over the years, but what truly takes the cake... Read more.
Now here’s a real plumber masquerading as a diski guru
Romain Folz, better known as Fohloza, is one of the alleged coaches who give foreign trainers a bad name in Africa. Because of chance-takers such as him, good coaches... Read more.
This is not room 8, Macingwane
Missed it? Suspended police minister Senzo Mchunu gave parliament’s ad hoc committee an unforgettable comedy show this week. Mchunu was caught mumbling through... Read more.
Zondo: The man, the myth, the untouchable
Remember when we were kids, and they told us judges were just like us? Flesh, blood, sweat, and maybe a little coffee stain on their robes? Well, turns out, we were... Read more.
Shwa has herself the first student of her truth class
Tjoooh, Lt-Gen Shadrack Sibiya is the master of lies. Amanga angaka though. Shwa has realised that Sibiya had just put the Sotobes in dispute with his lies. He couldn’t... Read more.
Drum roll for our jester generals
Our ringleaders this week? None other than Messrs Nhlanhla Mkhwanazi, Fannie Masemola and Shadrack Sibiya – a trio whose verbal sparring has truly set the bar... Read more.


