Shwashwi: Celebs answer fast, the 30 days is almost over!

Johannesburg – Chef Siba, we are so proud of your stunning restaurant in Cape Town.

Who looks after your hubby as you are always busy? We could, as we found five minutes to spare.

• Alleged bishop Jessica Mbangeni was spotted at a shoe launch trying on some free shoes.

I wonder what the Vatican thinks.

I wonder how many bishops attend shoe launches.

Can you invite us next time?

JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA – FEBRUARY 13: Jessica Mbangeni during the Johnnie Walker ‘Keep Walking’ campaign launch at the Saxon Hotel on February 13, 2019 in Johannesburg, South Africa. The event was attended by pioneers in their industry such as comedian Trevor Noah, artist Nelson Makamo and actress Enhle Mbali Maphumulo. (Photo by Gallo Images / Sowetan / Veli Nhlapo)

• Poor Minnie Dlamini-Jones was laughed at for about 16 hours when she tweeted about getting super excited as a toddler every time she saw Noxolo Grootboom on screen.

Minnie Dlamini-Jones

She was branded a liar, as a four years is deemed too young. Please ignore them, beautiful one.

• Can somebody please tell DJ Sbu never to comb or cut his hair because it is a huge turn on.

• Is Mapaseka still with Thabo Mokwele or have things changed? Change is good, we hear.


Mapaseka Mokwele

• Can Black Coffee teach these male celebs to be sweeter? We spotted him surrounded by a couple that was evidence that bad clothes do happen to good people. We were not green with envy.

Black Coffee. PICTURE: INSTAGRAM

• So sad that Thabo Madilola, the hottest male at the SABC, also left on Wednesday. Hopefully he will reunite at a better and financially stable TV station.

Thabo Madilola

Who will be reading Helen Zille’s book Stay Woke – Go Broke? Will she reveal if she also thinks Mmusi Maimane was the opposition party’s experiment gone wrong?

CAPE TOWN, SOUTH AFRICA – MARCH 9: Premier of the Western Cape, Helen Zille, talks to the Sunday Times. (Photo by Gallo Images / Sunday Times / Esa Alexander)

What took Thandiwe Newton 30-odd years to change her name? Is she moving to Africa too?

Thandiwe Newton

Is Keeno-Lee Hector a taken man? After seeing him in an award-winning film, Barakat, and the new series Die Sentrum, this week, Shwa wants to eat up this yummy singer-turned-actor.

Keeno-Lee Hector

Would Sarah Langa swap her boyfriend for Kabza De Small?

Kabza De Small
Sarah Langa

How does Teko Modise become the face of a shaving brand when he has like three facial hairs? Shwa likes her men with a beard that connects.

Teko Modise

Can Gugu Kathi tell us what straatmeit classes she attended before joining Real Housewives of Durban? Did she land the first blow?

Gugu Khathi

Are the Bond creators that desperate for a black Bond that they are considering Bridgerton’s hottie, Regé-Jean Page, for the part? He may be pretty, but he ain’t no bad boy with skills.

Regé-Jean Page

So Big Zulu has finally embraced street drip. He actually owns a pair of sneakers, what a beautiful surprise, boetie. Please keep up the new look. It makes you look decades younger.

Big Zulu

While Noxolo Grootboom was extremely loved, especially by Minnie Dlamini, is naming an SABC studio after her really necessary? Bathong!

Noxolo Grootboom

Was Nkosazana Dlamini-Zuma drunk on hot cross buns before the Easter weekend?

She sent Shwa into a dizzy spin after being told we can’t transport our happy juice and then doing a 360º turn with a mere sorry.

No mama! Some of us will die from a heart attack.

CAPE TOWN, SOUTH AFRICA – SEPTEMBER 08, 2017: President hopeful Dr Nkosazana Dlamini-Zuma seen on September 08, 2017 in Cape Town, South Africa. Nkosazana is to be sworn as a MP and will replace Pule Mabe who resigned earlier this year; this move will bring Nkosazana closer to becoming the next president. (Photo by Gallo Images / Rapport / Elizabeth Sejake)

Did the loved up Love Islanders Chris and Kitty honestly think they would last after leaving the show? If Somizi and Mohale couldn’t make it work, who are you?

• Why are folks shocked that gospel star Dr Tumi and wife were arrested for alleged fraud? We should rather be asking who in SA is not corrupt?

• What is Danny K doing with his time these days? Still making bad R&B music?

• Can Bheki Cele explain why Cape Town gangsters should fear 200 more cops? Is it an April Fools’ joke? Does he forget these thugs don’t even run away from the military?

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