Hot Mgosi
Safa gives Gayton a spy two
Minister of Sports, Arts and Culture Gayton McKenzie can be really gullible and easy to dribble.
This week, the bumbling fellow was given a shibobo...
Weekend Special has been turned into a bhari of short stints
Hayikhona, ziyabuya there by Umkhonto Wesizwe, stru! Kubi phaa as per Uncle Gweezy, aka the Tiger’s warning.
Dr John Hlophe yanked off Colleen Makhubele from...
Brown’s creative juices on overflow
While you and Shwa were worrying about the price of bread, Brown Mogotsi was staging his own one-man, open-air theatre of the absurd in...
New broom not sweeping clean on SAPS’ dirty floor
While the SAPS smoulders from yet another corruption inferno, acting police minister, Firoz Cachalia, was recently on a global junket. His timing isn’t just...
The first time ANC’s renewal makes sense
Trigger-happy Luthuli House induna, Mr FixIt Razzmatazz Mbalula, who is notorious for disbanding at least three ANC provincial executive committees (PECs), has finally been...
Mthandeni SK continues to raise the bar
Shwa congratulates maskandi superstar Mthandeni SK for maintaining high standards once again with the latest release of his four-song EP.
In keeping with the high...
Cool and collected Amajita boss Solly Mkhabela brought his kasi to...
There are loaded fools out there who always brag about how they can flex and buy expensive champagne while chilling with slay queens in...
Meet bra Vinny, the Don of all ice boys
After the events of last week, Shwa was just wondering if Bafana Bafana team manager Vincent Tseka could be Mzansi’s oldest ice boy.
With what...
Let it sink, Keke, the crown’s gone
It’s honestly a little funny that we still have Keke Mphuthi paddling in the “agenda pool” about the Miss SA win.
Shwa noticed you seemed...
The ‘Cat’ who sings like a canary
If you believe the official testimonies currently unspooling in South Africa’s commissions and committees, the country has birthed a new, baffling species of high-profile...
Zikode’s 40th birthday bash dripping with star power
If you weren’t at Divine Sunset this past weekend, were you even on the guest list of the fabulous and the favoured? Because let...
ZOR’s glamorous shindig sets the bar high on how luxury should...
Darling, if you weren’t at ZOR in Dainfern Square last Thursday, were you even in Joburg? The city’s glitterati gathered for what can only...
Jolly time at the fabulous Jägermeister glitzy party
Darlings, the Jägermeister Orange Brunch at The Pantry at Gemelli was serving nothing but flavour, flair, and a splash of fabulousness this past Sunday....
Nobody does it better
Who does it better than Mandisi Dyantyis? The man is a good vocalist, relatable, witty, and on top of all that, a great trumpeter?
Let...
Give minister Godongwana his flowers after Mzansi got off grey list
After being appointed as acting president of the country by President Cyril Ramaphosa, finance minister Enoch Godongwana worked hard with his team to make...
Pipe dreamer revises history
Whenever former president Thabo Mbeki creates a platform to discuss the state of the country, Shwa gets nervous.
The man never holds back, he’ll criticise...
No merry Dance for a legend of the game
PSL coach Dan “Dance” Malesela was a fine and accomplished central defender in his heyday. He captained Orlando Pirates with aplomb and marshalled Mamelodi...
Hungani hun, you can come step with Shwa, anytime
Not Shwa bumping into the divorced and talented Hungani Ndlovu at the Fourways mall recently. Your favourite gossip girl was there to work her...
Youngins Season 3 is a real vibe check for SA’s youth
Yours in gossip headed out to Bryanston for the Youngins fan day event with the 2Ks on Saturday, and I was met with lockers,...
No room in the inn for the owners
Boutique hotel 12 on Hillel Villa & Spa has distanced itself from media personality Lerato Kganyago and denied any involvement in alleged illicit meetings...
What does Patriotic Alliance NEC really do?
Shwa has noted a series of comic things about the Patriotic Alliance of ex-convicts Gayton McKenzie and Kenny Kunene over the years, but what...
Now here’s a real plumber masquerading as a diski guru
Romain Folz, better known as Fohloza, is one of the alleged coaches who give foreign trainers a bad name in Africa.
Because of chance-takers such...
This is not room 8, Macingwane
Missed it? Suspended police minister Senzo Mchunu gave parliament’s ad hoc committee an unforgettable comedy show this week.
Mchunu was caught mumbling through his answers...
Stitching generations together through the power of song and dance
Darlings, gather around, because Shwashwi’s got the tea on a cultural gem that’s got Mzansi buzzing. As we gear up for the year-end festivities,...


























