The Sandton Convention Centre was a glittering hotspot on Friday night as the “Showmax Roast of Helen Zille” turned political banter into comedy gold.
Part of the Laugh Africa Comedy Festival, this star-studded affair, streaming from May 16, had South Africa’s A-listers throwing shade at DA federal chairperson Helen Zille with razor-sharp humour.
Roast master Trevor Gumbi stole the spotlight, channeling Hannibal Lecter, in a daring white jumpsuit and face mask, a creepy-chic vibe that screamed bold. Co-roast master Tumi Morake lit up the black carpet in a sleeveless red gown, radiating elegance and wit.
The panelists brought their A-game, too. Bongani Bingwa, the suave broadcaster, looked dapper in a navy blazer, black pants, and a striking red tie with a matching pocket square. Tourism minister Patricia de Lille kept it classy in all-black, spiced up with a bold red graphic blazer that turned heads.
Reality TV divas didn’t disappoint either. Londie London, ex-Real Housewives of Durban, slayed in a form-fitting blue dress that hugged every curve, while Mel Viljoen dazzled in a sequined bodysuit that sparkled under the lights.
The roast panel was a powerhouse, featuring Loyiso Gola’s sly humour, Rian van Heerden’s cheeky jabs, Zwai Bala’s smooth charisma, JJ Tabane’s pointed quips, Coconut Kelz’s virtual zingers, and Sizwe Mpofu-Walsh’s intellectual burns.
Zille, the night’s main target, was the real MVP, arriving in a jaw-dropping glittery pink gown that screamed glamour. Silver heels, a sleek blond bob, dainty earrings, and a matching pink lip completed her slay. Unfazed by the impending roast, Zille exuded confidence, ready to laugh off jabs about her decades-long, headline-grabbing political career.
The crowd lapped it up, buzzing with anticipation as the panel tore into her mercilessly.
It wasn’t just a night of laughs – it was a fashion parade, a cultural moment and a testament to Mzansi’s love of blending politics with play.
The Roast of Helen Zille proved that when comedy and charisma collide, nobody’s safe, and everyone’s entertained. It was a real masterclass in shade.
