Definitely no smoke without fire
Cassper Nyovest, Shwa is not one to to spark unnecessary drama but why weren’t you at your girlfriend Thobeka Majozi’s birthday party last weekend? Baby girl had the time of her life in Durban without you by her side. Trouble in paradise? She was going buck wild at her 27th birthday celebration at the Envy Club. Anyway, what happens at Envy Club…
Judging by the cheeky posts that Jamali’s Mariechan Luiters has been publishing – her soon to be released single, The Pope, is going be lit with those angry lyrics, “He only wanna get the cherry but he never laid the base for it.” Shwa can’t help but wonder who broke her sweet heart? Do share, Nana? Must be hard neh?
There is no sleep for Samthing Soweto who launched his album for his fans at the Market Theatre in Newtown this week. Mr Isphithiphithi really delivered his best for his die-hard fans. Wearing a kimono that showed off his steady weight loss and improving dance moves. Shwa is not sure which was more distracting, his dance moves or the feminine gown.
Acting like a spoilt brat
Mzansi’s actors need to sit down. Leave the Fergusons and their millions alone. If not for them, most of you would be without work. What on earth is fair pay? Who determines it? Do we need minimum wages for actors? Vatiswa Ndara expecting the government to make sure artists get paid more is a pipe dream – Nana. It’s been 25 years since democracy and we still have unemployed people in shacks and no electricity. Now stop being a spoiled brat!
Khune’s balls hang in the 18th area
Ama2000 are doing the most these days, from dating prominent Djs’ kids to soccer players. Kaizer Chiefs goalkeeper Itumeleng Khune is accused of cuckolding 18-year-old Tshego, DJ Tira’s son’s girlfriend. Shwa is not sure which is more petty, the fact that Tank Rockstar, the boyfriend, decided to blast his girl online or that Khune is changing girlfriends like underwear. Lawd!