The weather, like Shwa, behaved and cleared up on Thursday afternoon at the Cape Town City Hall. This was ahead of the president’s Opening of Parliament Address, to be delivered to the joint sitting of Parliament.
Speaker of Parliament Thoko Didiza on Wednesday urged dignitaries and guests to wear proudly South African outfits to support local designers. Shwa, bored as hell, sat through the tedious affair like many other South Africans.
Mzwandile Masina and his beautiful wife Sinazo Masina both wore locally made dripping honey outfits. Sinazo dazzled in a gold dress. But unfortunately, Mzwandile’s outfit did not complement her dress.
Thee Malusi Gigaba graced the red carpet in a typical suit, which looked like an everyday suit. But gossip girl was more interested in who his date would be. How disappointed I was at not getting the hot tea I wanted.
Shwa understands the whole concept of the government of national unity. But pheww!… moi was disturbed by that colorful outfit worn by Bernice Swarts. It could have been kept simple. The execution of the dress just did not add up. And that polo neck ruined the entire unity outfit.
Some showed off curves, some “curved” completely
Stella Ndabeni Abrahams showed up in a stunning red number which showed off her curvaceous body. But I wish she could have worn pants instead of the skirt.
Duduzile Zuma Sambudla my sister, what in the outfit was that? Claiming you are dressed for a funeral but wearing jeans and a k-way jacket. Is that how you dress up to a funeral in your world? I mean K-way pho my sister? That brand is associated with crime and other bad stuff. Your sister really gave Shwa some chest pains. What a shame.
Mxolisi “Duks” Dukwana, can Shwa kindly get you a stylist? I know it was rainy and stuff. But you could have put in a little bit of effort. Haawu kanti what’s wrong with you madala?
