Ntsiki, stick to the rhymes and leave adult stuff to adultsĀ 

Ntsiki, stick to the rhymes and leave adult stuff to adultsĀ 

Oh, Ntsiki Mazwai, the self-proclaimed poetess of polygamy! She’s out here standing for a system where one guy gets to juggle more wives than a circus clown juggles flaming torches.Ā Ā 


What’s next, a reality show called Keeping Up with the Co-Wives?Ā Ā 

The poet is preaching about ā€œcultural freedomā€ like it’s some noble cause, but let’s be real, it’s just a fancy way of saying she’s cool with a dude collecting women like PokĆ©mon cards. ā€œGotta catch ā€˜em all!ā€Ā Ā 

Meanwhile, she’s dodging the real question: how do you split the Wi-Fi password between five spouses without starting a civil war? Ntsiki, sweetie, your hot takes are so lukewarm they couldn’t even toast bread.

Stick to poetry, polygamy’s already a crowded stage, and you’re just the hype woman nobody asked for.Ā 

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