Ntsiki, stick to the rhymes and leave adult stuff to adults
Oh, Ntsiki Mazwai, the self-proclaimed poetess of polygamy! She’s out here standing for a system where one guy gets to juggle more wives than a circus clown juggles flaming torches.
What’s next, a reality show called Keeping Up with the Co-Wives?
The poet is preaching about “cultural freedom” like it’s some noble cause, but let’s be real, it’s just a fancy way of saying she’s cool with a dude collecting women like Pokémon cards. “Gotta catch ‘em all!”
Meanwhile, she’s dodging the real question: how do you split the Wi-Fi password between five spouses without starting a civil war? Ntsiki, sweetie, your hot takes are so lukewarm they couldn’t even toast bread.
Stick to poetry, polygamy’s already a crowded stage, and you’re just the hype woman nobody asked for.
