Ntsiki, stick to the rhymes and leave adult stuff to adultsĀ
Oh, Ntsiki Mazwai, the self-proclaimed poetess of polygamy! Sheās out here standing for a system where one guy gets to juggle more wives than a circus clown juggles flaming torches.Ā Ā
Whatās next, a reality show called Keeping Up with the Co-Wives?Ā Ā
The poet is preaching about ācultural freedomā like itās some noble cause, but letās be real, itās just a fancy way of saying sheās cool with a dude collecting women like PokĆ©mon cards. āGotta catch āem all!āĀ Ā
Meanwhile, sheās dodging the real question: how do you split the Wi-Fi password between five spouses without starting a civil war? Ntsiki, sweetie, your hot takes are so lukewarm they couldnāt even toast bread.
Stick to poetry, polygamyās already a crowded stage, and youāre just the hype woman nobody asked for.Ā