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Long walk to uhuru if you serve Soda  Taking the legislature to the people (TLP) sounds like a solid idea, until you realise ‘the people’...

Joburg Film Festival celebrates magic of African film making  The seventh edition of the Joburg Film Festival, hosted by MultiChoice took place last week at...

Why uBaba can’t tell his MK and Khongolose apart  Msholozi always manages to deliver the juiciest scoops from Mzansi’s political runway.   This time, Uncle JZ is...

It’s out with animal skins for his majesty  Kgosi Monotshe Ramokoka, the leader of the Baphalane people, has demonstrated to many that you cannot look...

Bo-vader use Sun City drinking hole to the max  As minister Pieter Groenewald and the commissioner of correctional services Makgothi Thobakgale know how to raid...

No indoda-must vibes with the good doc, lucky fellow!  Most South African men this week felt like they married wrong women when Dr Celiwe Dada...

Now Bester wants a five-star hotel suite for a prison cell  Convicted murderer and rapist, Thabo Bester, a boyfriend of one celebrity doctor, Nandipha Magudumana,...

Drop the mic down the Cliff on this maths thing  Can you believe Gareth Cliff, the self-appointed budget guru, trying to do budget bae maths?   He’s...

Ertugral no longer the potent mshini he used to be in local football  Inasmuch as the PSL can be a very funny and mediocre league...

I won’t lift a glass of Viceroy to what you did  Viceroy Mahlatsi, nkalakatha, what is it that you did by bagging yourself a sexy...

Hold your horses bro, we don’t want you in the R370 queues yet  Things are getting tougher and tougher for our good and overzealous brother...

Rent-a-vote contests bad for maskandi  The success of South Africa’s leading music genre, maskandi, is turning out to be its worst enemy.  This has culminated in...

Nyiko now the makhulu majingilane at the gate of ubaba kaDuduzane’s compound  Shwa has been watching the unceremonious standoff at uMkhonto we Sizwe with keen...

Aiming for a piece of MaMkhize  Gayton McKenzie, my broer, tell Shwa if you are the one interested in buying the troubled Royal AM, as...

Crybaby coach Barker must put a sock in it  Stellenbosch FC coach Steve Barker is one of the best football brains in Mzansi but his...

Sex-pest finally gets fingered by ASA  Athletics SA at last got the balls to deal with a sex-pest official who was finally put on the...

Backward ‘no Africans allowed’ nonsense  In a jaw-dropping display of backward thinking, our dear friend Gayton McKenzie seems to be illustrating what happens when you...

Tongue-tied malume might head to the hills  Sis Shwa is a veteran and a certified member of the imaginary Budget Listening Club, but she can’t...

Enoch has nothing on Floyd the penny-pincher  If the whispers are true, our dear MK Party secretary-general Floyd Shivambu is up to some penny-pinching hijinks...

Shwa still on a mission to net a football hunk  On a random Tuesday afternoon Shwa remembered that it was the Uefa Champions League night,...

No faster way to warm hearts  Eccentric Wydad Athletic coach Rulani Mokwena has revealed that he has joined Wydad Athletic players in Ramadan fasting. Methinks...

Licensed to bliksem everyone  In the ANC, there is that story of the satirical allegorical novella Animal Farm in progress.   Ankere Fikile Mbalula was talking too...

Original gossip girl, not the one who got hold of his phone behind bars then started tweeting and asking for donations, Musa Khawula Khuzeka! Anyways,...

Love the modest lifestyle of you comrades from the blue party  Shwa doffs her hat off to the comrades from the blue party, opting to...