Don’t ask Khoza when baggy is too baggy
The fashion police have launched a huge manhunt for Orlando Pirates heir to the throne, Mpumi Khoza, the son of the Iron Duke himself. The stocky, but cocky dude arrived at the Buccaneers match for coach Jose Riveiro’s farewell wearing one of the most shocking pants in the football fashion stakes.
Those must have been the baggiest pair of pants Shwa has ever seen. Fashionistas say that baggy is back but Mpumi took it to another level. If you see Mpumi, call the Joburg fashion police office, there’s a nice bounty waiting for you.