They say cunning wolves wear sheep skin, but who dares whisper about the buffalo in elephant skin? Shwa is asking, Mzansi: why so shy calling out the buffy in ellie drag? We sing gwaza mkhonto, yet ignore the gwazaring horn – clearly buffalo, not elephant.
Meanwhile, the ellie was stacking dollars under sofas – proudly earned from selling buffies, nogal.
Let’s rather chuckle about the ellie now handing votes to a co-governing opposition. Shwa’s lips are sealed. After all, ellies in the room are never discussed – unless you undress the bison hide. Somandla!
