Johannesburg- The annual Met Gala is every fashionista’s favourite event.
We are there next year and wanted to share a list of people we won’t find in the area.
- Thick Leeyonce would be too busy obsessing about skinny women and their thigh gaps.
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- Mampitsha would forget to book a ticket for Babes Wodumo.
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- Bricks will still be in jail.
- Felicia Mabuza-Suttle will be too busy trying to find a jacket with short shoulder pads.
- Somizi Mhlongo’s outfit would need half the plane.
- Ntsiki Mazwai would probably be in everybody’s business.
- Minnie Dlamini-Jones is so beautiful, she would never return
- Zodwa Wabantu would probably be arrested for public indecency.
- Lasizwe would never return, he would charm their socks off.
- Sho Madjozi would need to give other village girls a chance.
- Carol Bouwer would probably arrive in a business suit and be mistaken for staff.
- DJ Tira would not have much to say but giggle throughout dinner
- Babes Wodumo would be explaining her teeth saga, so would miss it, besides the ticket not being booked.
- Pappa Penny would be too busy tying his hair for festivities.
- Politicians because they are not celebrities no matter the number of followers. Stay in your lane.
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