Oh, honeys, grab your popcorn because the X streets are sizzling with the latest twar between former MK SG Floyd Shivambu and radio star Sizwe Dhlomo! This wasn’t just a clapback; it was a full-on academic and spiritual shade fest that had Mzansi gagging.
It all kicked off when Sizwe, our self-appointed Twitter philosopher, decided to dish out unsolicited advice to Floyd. Big mistake! The EFF deputy president hit back with a now-iconic line: “I think you have an over-exaggerated view of yourself, brother.” Ouch! That shade was so sharp it could cut through a Sunday roast. Sizwe, never one to back down from a twar (ask Vusi Thembekwayo), tried to bait Floyd
into a full-blown X showdown for the Black Twitter gallery. But Floyd? He wasn’t about to trend for free.
Word on the street is he hit the block button faster than you can say “ratings”. Talk about dodging the circus with presidential finesse! The comments section? Fans were split – some hailed Floyd’s clapback as a masterclass in humility, while Team
Sizwe swore their fave was just “keeping it real”. Shwashwi’s verdict? Sizwe poked the bear and Floyd roared back. Next time, maybe stick to radio, darling – Floyd’s not your average Twitter prey.
Wandi Ndlovu’s Brazilian butt lift (BBL) saga is serving more spice than a Durban curry! The This Body Works For Me reality star has the streets buzzing after her curvy backside became the talk of the town – and not for the reasons she hoped. It all kicked off when American R&B star Summer Walker threw shade by resharing a meme that compared Wandi’s BBL to… wait for it… “roasted chicken thighs”! Yoh, the audacity! Social media went into meltdown, with some cackling at the dark humour and others slamming Summer for body-shaming.
Wandi, caught in the crossfire, dropped a bombshell on Instagram, hinting she might “reverse” her BBL, saying, “Jesus, okay, okay, I’m going to reverse it!” Now, Shwashwi’s wondering: is she serious, or is this just a clapback to shut the haters up?
The internet’s been ruthless, with trolls calling Wandi’s Nigeria-purchased BBL “botched” and “horrible”. But Wandi? She’s unbothered, darling! Word on the street is she’s busy renovating her home, talk about flexing! Still, Shwashwi can’t help but raise an eyebrow: why go under the knife in Nigeria when Mzansi’s got top-notch surgeons? And now, with reversal rumours swirling, is Wandi regretting her bootylicious investment?
Summer Walker tried to backtrack, claiming she wasn’t body-shaming.
She even issued an apology, but Shwashwi’s not buying it damage done, sis!
Meanwhile, Wandi’s staying in the headlines, from her Nigerian wedding earlier this year to her stripper stint in Lagos.. This girl’s life is a whole telenovela!
