Nyiko now the makhulu majingilane at the gate of ubaba kaDuduzane’s compoundÂ
Nyiko now the makhulu majingilane at the gate of ubaba kaDuduzane’s compound Shwa has been watching the unceremonious standoff at uMkhonto we Sizwe with keen... Read more.
Charmza Rassool
Charmza Rassool As the old adage goes, the truth shall set you free, but first it will make others angry.  Our esteemed ambassador to the bullies – the US –... Read more.
Aiming for a piece of MaMkhizeÂ
Aiming for a piece of MaMkhize Gayton McKenzie, my broer, tell Shwa if you are the one interested in buying the troubled Royal AM, as you claim that once the team... Read more.
Crybaby coach Barker must put a sock in itÂ
Crybaby coach Barker must put a sock in it Stellenbosch FC coach Steve Barker is one of the best football brains in Mzansi but his whining about referees makes... Read more.
Sex-pest finally gets fingered by ASAÂ
Sex-pest finally gets fingered by ASAÂ Athletics SA at last got the balls to deal with a sex-pest official who was finally put on the back burner last week. ASA... Read more.
Backward ‘no Africans allowed’ nonsenseÂ
Backward ‘no Africans allowed’ nonsense In a jaw-dropping display of backward thinking, our dear friend Gayton McKenzie seems to be illustrating what happens... Read more.
Moegoe US Secretary of State Marco Rubio
Moegoe US Secretary of State Marco Rubio This buffoon is a photocopy of his boss President Donald Trump. True to form, US Secretary of State Marco Rubio declared... Read more.
Tongue-tied malume might head to the hillsÂ
Tongue-tied malume might head to the hills Sis Shwa is a veteran and a certified member of the imaginary Budget Listening Club, but she can’t remember if there... Read more.
Enoch has nothing on Floyd the penny-pincherÂ
Enoch has nothing on Floyd the penny-pincher If the whispers are true, our dear MK Party secretary-general Floyd Shivambu is up to some penny-pinching hijinks... Read more.
Shwa still on a mission to net a football hunkÂ
Shwa still on a mission to net a football hunk On a random Tuesday afternoon Shwa remembered that it was the Uefa Champions League night, so being the hot lass... Read more.
