Maps Maponyane
Due to the egg shortage my tannie and I can’t bake koeksisters for her stokvel so we have a question for you, for someone who was once marked as the hottest bachelor in the country: why are you still not married? We know you are dating Shudu Musida and honestly you need to settle down now. You can’t be hot forever and I am sure I have spotted grey hair on you at the Durban July. Besides, we are into younger lads like Toss and Zamani Mbatha. We can come together and form a ladies stokvel nyana to contribute to your bride price. So please, we are not going to have this conversation with you again.
